I Don’t Want To Example

[Verse 1]
I spotted Miss World, too good to be true
But the club was pretty dark and I'd had quite a few
I stagger to her table sipping my brew
But just as I get there she goes to the loo
Impatient bastard, now what do I do?
Then I cop her friend and she's alright too
Her arse in good shape, above average boat
I ask her name, she sticks her tongue down my throat
I'm not one to gloat or boast, but take note
Twenty minutes gone and she's getting her coat
So I down my beer, my boys start to cheer (Hey!)
Grin across my face runs from ear to ear
She gives me the look, and I mean the look
Was it love at first sight man, or something she took? (I don't know)
A swagger in my step like a crook, then I think
The girl looks shook, she's had too much to drink
I look at her eyeballs to see if they're pink
But I don't get a chance cause she gives me a wink
So I travel to hers in an illegal cab
Plus I know she's a student, her house is drab
In my head I'm laughing, [I've put the graft in?]
Stereo's playing some timeless Marvin
The lights dim down and the clothes come off
But I pass out, cause her pillow's too soft