Confessions Part III "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Intro]
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[Hook]
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
I came up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
So now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin' wit' (Wit')
Then I mentioned she's having my kid
That's not all, no, I recall more you see
So I give you part three of my confessions

[Verse 1]
Now this gonna be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Gonna tell you everything I left out of Parts 1 and 2
Like remember when I told you that I knew Pauly Shore?
Pauly Shore—that's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your Chapstick (from you) without asking
Oh, and I tried out your nose-hair trimmer, too
And, by the way, your diamond ring is cubic zirconium
I killed your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one

[Hook]
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say
I need to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you Part 3 of my confessions
Threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
There've been times when I peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I should agree
That belongs in Part 3 of my confessions