Truce The Dresden Dolls

You can have Washington, I'll take New Jersey
You can have London but I want New York City

I should get Providence, I've got a job now
Los Angeles - obvious - that's where you belong now

You can have Africa, Asia, Australia
As long as you keep your hands off Cafe Pamplona

We can split Germany right down the middle
You'd hate it there, anyway
Take Berlin and we'll call it even

You can have all of the carry-on baggage
I'll trade the Saskia jokes for the alphabet language

And special occasions we’ll split between parents
Who forced us to hate them on alternating weekends

You call it over and I call you psycho
Significant other?
Just say we were lovers and we'll call it even
We'll call it even

I am the Ground Zero, ex-friend you ordered
Disguised as a hero to get past your borders
I know when I'm wanted I'll leave if you ask me to
Mind my own business and speak when I'm spoken to