My Balls Your Favorite Martian

[Intro]
"Girl, I know you left me
But there was something I forgot to show you."
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[Verse 1: Humbert]
Baby girl, you left me, oh no, we broke up
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
I need another chance, can you give me that?
'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back
I-hi-hi wanna be your man again
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
And I know you said you'd never call
But girl, you ain't seen my balls

[Chorus]
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You-you-you-you ain't seen my balls
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls

[Verse 2: Humbert]
My balls are so awesome, don't get me started
They're so damn big "How big are they?"
They're so big, it's really obnoxious
It's like two Ewoks chillin' in my boxers
They're so big, I can't hold 'em back
Even Cartman's like "man those are fat"
They're so big, they're run over your feet
That's why when they back up, you hear a "beep beep"
And how can I be subtle
When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy
In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll
Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back
'Cause my balls are so big, they've got an opening act