Brand New Sucker Jonathan Coulton

[Verse 1]
Somebody put their feet up on the table
Somebody made a pretty bad call
Somebody's living in a pretty dream world
Somebody doesn't want to play ball

[Chorus]
I'm not responsible for you no more
You'll have to get your blood from somebody else now
I guess you better get a brand new sucker
(New sucker, brand new sucker)
I guess you better get a brand new man
(Brand new man)

[Verse 2]
Nobody goes a little bit crazy
Nobody gets a little bit dead
Nobody said that you could have it both ways
Nobody gave you nothing instead

[Chorus]
I'm not responsible for you no more
You'll have to get your blood from somebody else now
I guess you better get a brand new sucker
(New sucker, brand new sucker)
I guess you better get a brand new man
(Brand new man)