[Intro]
Alright everybody, come back in, come on back in, hurry up
Are you ready? Adam Sandler!
[Chorus]
Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah
[Pre-Verse]
Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin, and me!
[Verse 1]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
So does Stan Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
Adam Levine wears a Jewish star, so does Drake and Seth Rogen
Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan
We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?
We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
But we also don't have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (Smart Jew!)
[Chorus]
Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Chanukah
Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah
Alright everybody, come back in, come on back in, hurry up
Are you ready? Adam Sandler!
[Chorus]
Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah
[Pre-Verse]
Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin, and me!
[Verse 1]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
So does Stan Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
Adam Levine wears a Jewish star, so does Drake and Seth Rogen
Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan
We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?
We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
But we also don't have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (Smart Jew!)
[Chorus]
Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Chanukah
Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah
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