[Intro]
"It's just, my family's out of gas and around the corner and, you know, I just got off work, and, man, if you could just give me, like, a couple bucks, man, I could mail it right back to you, as soon as I get-"
[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
So there I was watchin' Sanford & Son, workin' the graveyard shift
At a party store, rollin' a spliff
I'm behind the glass, I see crackheads all night
But tonight the moon is red and shit ain't feelin' so right
My first sight was a basehead tryin' to break into my car
In plain view, too I ran out with a crowbar
Hammered it across his cranium, he fell over dead
But no blood, only dust, he's a fuckin' basehead
Here come another one jumpin' out of a tree
But I ain't even have to move, he missed by like twenty feet
He slammed down on the pavement, I quickly started kickin'
Beat him with the crowbar 'til he finally stopped twitchin' ("Stop it! Stop! Stop it!")
Looked behind me, seen another zombie in the register
I'm used to shoo'in' 'em off ("Get the fuck out of here!") from beggin' from the customers
But now I gotta reach up under the seat and grab the hand-ax
Whipped it from there and stuck it into his back
[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
(The attack of the baseheads) They on a mission
They always on the hunt for somethin' they always missin'
(The attack of the baseheads) Every city, every town
They always on the hunt for somethin' never to be found
(And I'm like "What the fuck?!")
(The attack of the baseheads) They on a mission
They always on the hunt for somethin' they always missin'
(The attack of the baseheads) Every city, every town
They always on the hunt for somethin' never to be found
"It's just, my family's out of gas and around the corner and, you know, I just got off work, and, man, if you could just give me, like, a couple bucks, man, I could mail it right back to you, as soon as I get-"
[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
So there I was watchin' Sanford & Son, workin' the graveyard shift
At a party store, rollin' a spliff
I'm behind the glass, I see crackheads all night
But tonight the moon is red and shit ain't feelin' so right
My first sight was a basehead tryin' to break into my car
In plain view, too I ran out with a crowbar
Hammered it across his cranium, he fell over dead
But no blood, only dust, he's a fuckin' basehead
Here come another one jumpin' out of a tree
But I ain't even have to move, he missed by like twenty feet
He slammed down on the pavement, I quickly started kickin'
Beat him with the crowbar 'til he finally stopped twitchin' ("Stop it! Stop! Stop it!")
Looked behind me, seen another zombie in the register
I'm used to shoo'in' 'em off ("Get the fuck out of here!") from beggin' from the customers
But now I gotta reach up under the seat and grab the hand-ax
Whipped it from there and stuck it into his back
[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
(The attack of the baseheads) They on a mission
They always on the hunt for somethin' they always missin'
(The attack of the baseheads) Every city, every town
They always on the hunt for somethin' never to be found
(And I'm like "What the fuck?!")
(The attack of the baseheads) They on a mission
They always on the hunt for somethin' they always missin'
(The attack of the baseheads) Every city, every town
They always on the hunt for somethin' never to be found
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