[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
FRANK SINATRA!
VS!
FREDDIE MERCURY!
BEGIN!

[Frank Sinatra]
Ho! What's wrong with your face? Baby, yikes!
With those teeth when you're through there'll be no dust left to bite
Christ, newsflash, kid: this is show business
Show some class when you dress, shave that bush off your lips! Boom!
Your band's named Queen, huh? Ain't that sweet
You dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat
That's what's wrong with you people, you'll do anything to get famous
You changed your name to Mercury, you should've been Freddie Uranus

[Freddie Mercury]
You think I haven't heard those things before?
You're just a bully who's too scared to go to war
You had a hit song called "My Way", but someone else wrote it
You're the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents
You've got four notes in your whole range, you can't act and you can't dance
I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants
Why do you stand there in a suit? it's like you're trying to bore me
When I rock the UK, South America gets horny
Because my songs have balls! They're the anthems of victory!
Your music is like the sound track to a vasectomy
You're in the pocket of the mafia, and everybody knows
Guinea Dago
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