Bottle and a Gun Hollywood Undead

[Intro: Charlie Scene & Funny Man]
It was once a dark, lonely summer's eve on the lonely streets of Sunset
When the Lord called upon six crazy MC's
J-Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and Tha Producer
Hey; uh, man, you forgot the homie, Funny Man; come on, dawg, aw

[Chorus: Deuce]
And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

[Verse 1: Funny Man & Charlie Scene]
My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I play a bitch like Nintendo (Zelda!)
Take her for a ride in my Benzo
Funny as fuck, I should do stand-up
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck
Got a gold-ass grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
Hop in the ride, let's roll
I'm a baritone with the voice so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor
Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
Hop in the back, girl, it's Freaky Friday
If you got beef, then you better step up, bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with