Ninjas Insane Clown Posse

"What the hell's a ninja?
(ninja’s posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')
Ninja’s are a branch of the Japanese samurai, a very old organization
Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost
Not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills
As a part of ninjitsu
(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a
Mutha'fuckin' ninja)
No matter what weapons you use, a "ninjer" will never die!"

Damn I wish I could be a Shogun Samurai
So I could swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through the halls
N' then I'd jump out n’ stab bitches in the balls
Cuz I remember these kids from the playground
Everybody’d hang around, we were all down
But then we grew up, n' everybody turned away
N’ now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J"
I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda’
As I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh
What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
You'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard
I'd tell the whole class, "nobody move or jiggle
First one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle."
Everyone would start jockin', the news would take my picture'
DAMN I wish I could be a ninja