Personified Median

[Intro]
Good morning gals and guys, guys and gals
It's so nice of you to join me
I've been up all morning
Let me tell you about it (let me tell you)

[Verse 1]
I woke up energized, my clock speaking
Closet door open, my clothes looking at me
Fresh kicks slipping, they wanna freak it for daddy
Shower just distressing me, begging me for action
Last night I washed my hands, the soap's bragging
Lavish, bubbly, laughing in the lather
Touched the bathknob, she turned on automatic
Told her give me shower head, don't wanna take a bath in it
The shower gel just skeeted on the bathcloth
Water wet and warm, something freaky going freaky, freaky
The shower gel skeet-skeeted on the bathcloth
Water wet and warm, something kinky is going on
In ten minutes, man feeling done drying off
The towel crowning dude like "I'm so proud of you", yeah
What a great start of my day, full of glory
Toothbrush all over my mouth, she's trying to get the story
My wiz in the kitchen hooking up with baby chickens
The grits and the toast, yeah, they got my nose open
And I'm consulting with the lotion
Trying to smooth it over with the dosage, the flow is so potent
Back to my closet, please tell me who's starting
Shirts and kicks started coordinating with my boxers
This one pair of socks is all Holy draft-izing
They don't wanna see the action, so I don't wanna bother them
Fully dressed, I break fast, drink my drink fast
Give my miss a quick kiss, can't be late for class
Threw my keys a pass and they sang a jingle for me
Outside, the birds are chorusing, they adore me
The window, the sun is calling on me
Gave the door some dab, and I'm out y'all, the world is waiting for me