Like Zsa Zsa Zsa Gabor Erasure

[Verse 1: Andy Bell]
She wanted to be the hostess of the Big Game Show
Like Loni Anderson
She wanted to be seen on Spectravision (Yeah-eh-eh-eh)
She told her friends that one day
She would be the movie queen
Like Krystle Carrington
Pay her weekly visit (Yeah-eh-eh-eh)
To the top beauticians

[Chorus 1: Andy Bell]
Soul corruption, self destruction (Are you prepared to fight?)
You can make a lotta money
Take a little bit, take a little bit, run
New sensation, Cecil B. DeMille creation (Soul corrupt, self-destruct)
You can make a lotta money
Take a little bit, take a little bit, run

[Verse 2: Andy Bell]
She wanted to marry a big movie star
Like Omar Sharif
Her walk-on part (Yeah-eh-eh-eh)
In the b-movie was a big success
She did a voiceover selling Hershey bars
Just like Betty White
But for now she is a temporary waitress (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)