Customer: Yo, let's go to this next Chinese-Muslim joint. We could get some shrimp fried rice and make Salah at the same time
Customer: Aight, cool
Restaurant Guy: (Humming) (Sings) You are not alone ...
Customer: Ey yo, Ey yo Chang Wang, what's up
Restaurant Guy: I'll be right out. Right. Wait. One second. Okay, then. Fine. Your order
Customer: Lemme get, um, lemme get two of them beef fried rices over there. Lemme get a half a chicken wing. Don't put that little retarded leg in it --
Restaurant Guy: -- Right --
Customer: -- just cut that off. Don't put no onion in my white rice
Customer: Yo yo yo. I need four chicken wings fried hard and shit
Restaurant Guy: What's this? Hold on? What's this? The two of you? At once? Okay, then. You want beef
Customer: No no no, we want beef to eat. We got no beef
Customer: I want four chicken wings fried hard, nigga, what the fuck is you talking 'bout
Restaurant Guy: All right. I'll kick your monkey asses my fucking self
Customer: Aight, cool
Restaurant Guy: (Humming) (Sings) You are not alone ...
Customer: Ey yo, Ey yo Chang Wang, what's up
Restaurant Guy: I'll be right out. Right. Wait. One second. Okay, then. Fine. Your order
Customer: Lemme get, um, lemme get two of them beef fried rices over there. Lemme get a half a chicken wing. Don't put that little retarded leg in it --
Restaurant Guy: -- Right --
Customer: -- just cut that off. Don't put no onion in my white rice
Customer: Yo yo yo. I need four chicken wings fried hard and shit
Restaurant Guy: What's this? Hold on? What's this? The two of you? At once? Okay, then. You want beef
Customer: No no no, we want beef to eat. We got no beef
Customer: I want four chicken wings fried hard, nigga, what the fuck is you talking 'bout
Restaurant Guy: All right. I'll kick your monkey asses my fucking self
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