Guildwars YTCracker

Ah yeah, you know it was bound to happen
The nerdrap king, the emperor of nerdrap: YTCracker
With a Guildwars track
Searing and pre-searing then searing again
See me return
Swarm after Titus got nothing on me, uh
Athlon bitch Tyria

Yeah the world famous YTCracker
Doing it big for Tyria
From Askalon to Shiva Peaks to Criton
Down to the ring of fire
Over to the crystal desert
Even the while male got their heads bobbing up and down
Yeah yeah nerdrap bitch whose the king? YTCracker

I am the hero, the chosen
Not even the frozen soil can keep me down
I be that YTCracker the platinum stacker
I'll get 15K through every town
Catch me in the forge selling max gold weapons
If you try to jack me see what happens
Guild-DGs you can check my tag
Fat pockets cause I'm holding runes on my bag

It all started in a place called Ascalon
Where a race called the Charr invaded us
A brave prince said "hold the wall, or we're dead!"
Couldn't hold it long, to the south we fled
To Ford Ranik
All the people in panic
The kingdom who was falling like the Titanic