I Made a Song Out of Instagram Comments Yuno Miles

[Verse]
Fucked up at the crib with a big bowl of chitterlings (Damn)
I just smacked my grandma in the head with a trombone (Skrrt)
Crippled my granny cuz she ain’t give me no cookies (Damn)
Grandfather went to jail for cock and ball torture (What?)
If you were a booger, I would pick you first (I will)
Smacked my cousin with a Fortnite backpack (Sorry)
Slapped my dad with some milk cuz he ain’t bring it back (My bad)
Strokes so deep, she called me Ray Allen (Swish)
Need me some Kool-Aid and fried chicken cuz I’m black (Fuck)
I stubbed my toe on a turtle, no ninja (Damn)
My balls are gone (What?)
I already took a shit, I ain’t have np more to give (Pbbt)
I take thе G out of gang cuz I’m an Airbender (Swoo)
I walk with the Tommy if hе acting Jerry (Oh)
White girl sucked me so good, I started singing Negro Spirituals (What?)
I’m on a little boat but that shit didn’t float (Okay)
I watched my grandpa say, “Penis” (What?)

[Outro]
What? What did he say? Hold up, what did he say? What did he say?