Friends-giving Saturday Night Live

[Verse 1: Cecily Strong, Steve Carell]
Caught his eye on Turkey Day
As we both ate pumpkin pie
She flashed a little smile my way
Can she tell that I am shy

[Verse 2: Cecily, Steve, Both]
I took his hand, she took my hand
We walked into the shed
Our clothes came off
We never said a word
My thing got scared
And my face got red

[Verse 3: Cecily, Steve, Both]
Side by side, in the nude
That's how we spent our night
Never touching, sometimes crying
Pretending we're all right
His thing woke up, for just a sec
But then got scared again
The sun came up, the squirrel walked in
We laughed and cried again

[Interlude: Cecily, Steve]
It's morning, I have to go
But I'm embarrassed, I failed you
Haha, you didn't fail me
You tried your best, and I love you
Goodbye!
Wait, what's your name?
Wow! What a Turkey Day night!