You’ve Been Cancelled Dan Bull

[Verse 1]
These days everybody's getting cancelled
Every day I look at news there's another new scandal
Another YouTuber who abused a younger fan
Or introduced loot boxes to kids to gamble
Whose Ku Klux Klan's fan club has just been found, fool
They ought to know better
They just brought about their own downfall
So now they're snuffed out of all society like candles
'Cause after all it's important that we make an example
Anybody damaging morality will damn well be deplatformed
Drag them off the dance floor, kick them out the back door
And if they're asking, "Whatchu do that for?"
Then tell them sweetly darling sweetie you've been cancelled

[Chorus]
You've been cancelled
You've been cancelled
You've been cancelled
Get to the back of the queue
You've been cancelled
You've been cancelled
You've been cancelled
Everybody's laughing at you

[Verse 2]
I'm dropping Roseanne Barrs, go incredibly hard
I'm aiming straight like James Charles or Jeffree Star
Seducing Jeremy Kyle, his telly's terribly vile
And Michael Jackson might have actually been a pedo-phi-phile
Add to the file with R. Kelly, ah well, he had it coming
But why does no one care
Louis Walsh can grab a woman by the bum on telly?
Like it's something socially acceptable
I hope I never see Louis C.K. showing me his testicles
Stop it, Harvey Weinstein, God, she's only nineteen
Why have we got to be like this?
Why's Bill Cosby got to spike drinks?
Maybe, just don't? It's obvious you might think
Plus we need to stop these twinky vloggers wearing light pink