Pregnant Women Are Smug Garfunkel & Oates

[Verse 1]
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they’re pregnant

Effing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps
Now that you’re pregnant

I can’t count all the ways how
You speak in clichés now

[Skit]
G: So, do you want a boy or a girl?
O: Oh, doesn't matter as long as it's healthy
G: Really? 'Cause I don't feel like those two things are related at all. It's not like one or the other
O: No, no, no, no, as long as it's healthy, hm!

[Verse 2]
I can’t wait to hear someone say
Don’t care if it’s brain-dead
Don’t care if it’s limbless
If it has a penis

'Cause pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it
Because they’re pregnant