[Verse 1: Peach]
It's the Number One Peach, killing beats and breaking hearts
So hot, I've got fuckers crashing their Mario Karts
The mainstay damsel, but I'm never stressing
I'll drop an elf bitch like my real game is Tekken
I'm trippin' off of toadstools, 'cuz we do it real big
You're robbing from the cradle messing with that little elf kid
I'm such a lady, fight with grace to combat you
So don't it persona when Peach bitchslaps you
[Verse 2: Zelda]
Oh look, it's Goldilocks all grown up now
I love your pink dress, rxcuse me while I go throw up now
Recognize I'm part of Hyrule's royal Bloodline
And bitchеs' just be hatin' 'cuz they're mad that I'm dumb finе
Oracles of Seasons, Winter to Summer [I helped them]
And you can hate on Link, but you're dating a plumber
I'm unique and amazing, you're standard, like missionary
Check the main title of my game, bitch, I'm legendary
[Verse 3: Peach]
I may look sweet but I'll flip the switch real quick
Bitches talking shit get hit with a high kick
I'll take off my gloves and show you how this Princess gets down
Nintendo's leading lady crack your skull with my gold crown
Long blonde hair and a frame like an hourglass
I can have all the guys in Mushroom Kingdom kick your ass
You'll rule for a while, but my reign will be endless
You're an emo vampire; A Twilight Princess
It's the Number One Peach, killing beats and breaking hearts
So hot, I've got fuckers crashing their Mario Karts
The mainstay damsel, but I'm never stressing
I'll drop an elf bitch like my real game is Tekken
I'm trippin' off of toadstools, 'cuz we do it real big
You're robbing from the cradle messing with that little elf kid
I'm such a lady, fight with grace to combat you
So don't it persona when Peach bitchslaps you
[Verse 2: Zelda]
Oh look, it's Goldilocks all grown up now
I love your pink dress, rxcuse me while I go throw up now
Recognize I'm part of Hyrule's royal Bloodline
And bitchеs' just be hatin' 'cuz they're mad that I'm dumb finе
Oracles of Seasons, Winter to Summer [I helped them]
And you can hate on Link, but you're dating a plumber
I'm unique and amazing, you're standard, like missionary
Check the main title of my game, bitch, I'm legendary
[Verse 3: Peach]
I may look sweet but I'll flip the switch real quick
Bitches talking shit get hit with a high kick
I'll take off my gloves and show you how this Princess gets down
Nintendo's leading lady crack your skull with my gold crown
Long blonde hair and a frame like an hourglass
I can have all the guys in Mushroom Kingdom kick your ass
You'll rule for a while, but my reign will be endless
You're an emo vampire; A Twilight Princess
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