EA Knows Best /v/ the Musical (Ft. K & SingingAnon3)

[EA]
You want no more Origin? Why, consumer...!
Look at you, as foolish as a vixen
Still a little dumbass, just a goy
You know why we keep up the restrictions

[CONSUMER]
I know but...

[EA]
That's right, to keep you safe and sound, dear
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you'd want to leave the nest
Soon, but not yet

[CONSUMER]
But --

[EA]
Shh!
Trust me, pest
EA knows best
EA knows best
Listen to your merchant
There are shitty games out there
EA knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
DRM, plebs
Private trackers, malware
Rehashes and shit
And Steam