Big C Fascinating Aida

[Adèle]
Hey, ho, vodeo do
When I'm around there's an atmosphere of tension
Boom, boom, there's an elephant in the room
It's a subject that nobody
Absolutely nobody
Genuinely nobody wants to mention

Big C...
It comes to you it comes to me
And it's as nasty as can be, Big C
Big C...
It's unexpected you'll agree
And it can make it hurt to pee, Big C

You can lose your sense of humour when you find you have a tumour or some lumps
(I know I did!)
When you hear the diagnosis it is my prognosis you'll be down in the dumps
When you have growths as big as gourds you'll want to go to Lourdes I shouldn't doubt
And if you have chemotherapy then very soon your hair'll be falling out

[Adèle (Dillie and Liza)]
Big C (Big C, Big C)
It has a massive family tree (You must agree)
Many types from a to z (No guarantee that you'll be free)
Big C... (Ahh)
You'll soon find out it holds the key
If you're to be or not to be
Big C...