[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
PETER GRIFFIN
VS
HOMER SIMPSON
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Peter Griffin]
So this yellow fella's meddling with Peter Griffin?
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken
You're a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you're in the past, dawg

[Verse 2: Homer Simpson]
Whoever you're talking to, he's in trouble (Ah!)
No more beer? I'm seeing double
And sure I'm plane cuz I've been 'round the globe
While you'll remain the Milhouse of shows

[Verse 3: Peter Griffin]
Yeah, you're big, tubby, but if I were you
I wouldn't go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse
We're tired of you! Is there nothing you won't put your hands on?
Here's Joe's wheelchair, you've got no legs to stand on!
Thirty years? Christ! You've aged like Madonna
Such a zombie, no wonder you crap out Treehouse of Horrors
It's been long since your better days, but I'll give you fair praise
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase
Let's talk about your family; my god, they're schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks
And your boy there makes my Chris look like he's almost average
And Lisa and Meg are... you know what- let's just skip that one
Here's a prediction I'll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I'll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen, she'll giggity my donuts
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served tho, thank you, come again!
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