[Verse 1]
Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church
I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck
Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar language
He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty, filthy mouth
[Chorus]
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
[Verse 2]
At this time, I told the preacher to fuck off
I told Reverend Richard Price to suck a male camel's dick
Suddenly, he ordered one of the deacons to throw me out of church
He then escorted me to the door
[Chorus]
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
[Verse 3]
When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a beating stick
I went up to the pulpit and clubbed Reverend Richard Price in the head
He fell to the floor
Suddenly, the police was chasing me out of church after I called the preacher an asshole
Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church
I called the evangelist a stupid crucifuck
Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar language
He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty, filthy mouth
[Chorus]
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
[Verse 2]
At this time, I told the preacher to fuck off
I told Reverend Richard Price to suck a male camel's dick
Suddenly, he ordered one of the deacons to throw me out of church
He then escorted me to the door
[Chorus]
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
Don't curse in God's house
[Verse 3]
When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a beating stick
I went up to the pulpit and clubbed Reverend Richard Price in the head
He fell to the floor
Suddenly, the police was chasing me out of church after I called the preacher an asshole
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