Third Rock From The Sun Joe Diffie

[Intro]
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun

[Verse 1]
She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time
Like a broken field runner slippin' through the lines
He likes the way she looks, so he calls a little wife
Says, "Don't wait up for me, I'll be workin late tonight"
Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears
Calls her sister up and cries "Get over here!"

[Verse 2]
Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile
Boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile
He leaves the motor runnin', he'll only be a minute
His car drives away with teenagers in it
The driver tells his buddies, got one life to live
They scream into the night, lets get it over with

[Chorus]
Cause and effect, chain of events
All of the chaos makes perfect sense
When you're spinnin' 'round, things come undone
Welcome to Earth, third rock from the sun

[Verse 3]
The kid guns the gas, car starts to swerve
Heads for a semi-truck, jumps the curb
Truck hits a bigboy in the Shoney's parking lot
Flies through the air, takes out the bank clock
Clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks
Lines go down, town goes dark