Chanukah Song Hustle Hassan

(Chorus)
Put on your Yarmulke!
It’s time to celebrate Hanukah!
It’s so much funukah to celebrate Hanukah
(Bridge)
Hanukah is, a great fucking holiday!
Presents are abundant, like the Jews owning the banks!
So if you feel like you are a worthless Hebrew!
Here’s a list of people that have come out as Jews, just like you!
(Verse 1)
Jayden Talt, attended his Bar Mitzvah, Hasta la vista!
Brock Gillis won’t admit it, but I guess Anne Frank wouldn’t too.
Cause the day they admit it is the day they go out as few, cause the last time they admitted it they got thrown into a camp ( it’s true! )
David Schwimmer, is full Jew! So is Lisa Kudrow oooh Paul Rudd is too!
Robin Williams was labeled “Honorary Jew” ( it’s true! ),
Barbra Streisand, but who would’ve guessed Natalie Portman is too!
(Chorus)
Put on your Yarmulke!
It’s time to celebrate Hanukah!
Put on your Yarmulke!
(Verse 2)
Harrison Ford... is a Jew.
I mean it’s true, his nose is so damn pointy it could pop a balloon!
Ben Stiller is and always remains a Jew, Jake Gyllenhaal and Amanda Byrnes, that makes two.
Bernie Mac... not a Jew.
But Guess who is, Jeff GoldBlum and Paula Abdul.
Seth Rogen is an obvious fit, but who would’ve guessed Mila Kunis was a bit!
(Chorus)
Put on your Yarmulke!
It’s time to celebrate Hanukah!