Miranda Phil Ochs

[Verse 1]
Do you have a problem?
Would you like someone to solve them?
Would you like someone to share in your misery?
Now, I don't know the answer
But I know a flamenco dancer
Who will dance for you if you will dance for me

[Chorus]
Her name's Miranda
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
And she doesn't claim to understand
She bakes brownies for the boys in the band

[Verse 2]
Early Sunday morning
When the sermon lines are forming
And Saturday night is the memories that it gave
She's busy in the pantry
Far away from Elmer Gantry
Who is busy baking souls that he may save

[Chorus]
Everybody's soul but Miranda
She's a Rudolph Valentino fan
And she doesn't claim to understand
She bakes brownies for the boys in the band