We’re History (The Finale) Horrible Histories (Ft. Alice Lowe, Ben Willbond, Dominique Moore, Giles Terera, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Lawry Lewin, Martha Howe-Douglas, Mathew Baynton, Sarah Hadland & Simon Farnaby)

[Howe-Douglas]
Stone Age brought you speech
Farms, the wheel, and fire

[Howick]
Then metal was explored
Which meant we could make swords
To kill and build empires

[Lowe]
Think Ancient Egypt was nicer?
Pharaohs' tombs, lovely shrines

[Farnaby]
But some were living graves
For hundreds of poor slaves
And pig's eye was our cure for the blind

[Willbond]
Greek civilisation, our creation
Drama and philosophy

[Baynton]
But Sparta praised lying
Celebrated dying
And Hippocrates drank wee