Marley and Marley The Muppets

[STATLER, spoken]
It is required of every man that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellow men

[WALDORF, spoken]
And if that spirit goes not forth in life, he is condemned to do so after death

[STATLER, spoken]
To witness what he can not share, but might have shared and turned to happiness

[STATLER & WALDORF]
We're Marley and Marley
Avarice and greed

[STATLER]
We took advantage of the poor
Just ignored the needy

[STATLER & WALDORF]
We specialized in causing pain
Spreading fear and doubt

[WALDORF]
And if you could not pay the rent
We simply threw you out

[WALDORF, spoken]
There was the year we evicted the entire orphanage