Poor Unfortunate Souls (Harry Potter Style) Whitney Avalon

You know, deep down
You deserve to be punished
Don't you, Mr. Potter?

I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious
They weren't kidding when they said
"beware that witch"
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch
True? Yes!
And I fortunately know a lot of magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the Ministry and all that they suggest
You're welcome

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one craving better teachers
That one wants a pure-blood world
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my office
Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!"
And I help them
Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone wasn't playing nice
And I'm afraid I had to
Rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls