I’ll never amount to anything Will Wood and the Tapeworms

[Verse 1]
My parents paid for college and I wonder why
To have me be a comic flipping burgers on the side
You can't have an apartment making $8.75
Let alone car insurance after two DWIs
I don't think I can write enough songs to stay alive
I would turn to prostitution, but I don't think I'd get by

[Pre-Chorus]
My brain's so fried, I don't think I could pass a drug test
And if my daddy weren't a lawyer, I'd probably be in jail by now (it also helps to be white)
Throw your hands in the air on my emotional roller coaster
Every-bo-body do the mood swing

[Chorus]
I'll never amount to anything
I'll never amount to anything
I'll never amount to anything
I’ll never amount to nothin'

[Verse 2]
My therapist said focus on the now and here
So I savor all the flavor when I puh-pound a beer
I get heart palpitations and puh-panic attacks
But I don't think I could trust myself around Xanax
My therapist said I should take my meds
But that's exactly what the government wants me to do