(Episode begins with a montage of Mordecai and Rigby's first day at the park as "I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins plays, Mordecai's alarm starts to beep at "8:15AM".)
Mordecai: *awes* Alright, dude, time to get up. (Rigby whines) Come on, Rigby. (Rigby whines more.) Dude, get up. We gotta get ready for work.
Rigby: (sits up) Okay, okay. (grunts)
Mordecai: (stands up) Dude, this is so cool. I never got a job that got you a place to live.
Rigby: I never even had a job.
(Rigby gets the dirty clothes off of him while Mordecai is watching him struggle getting it off.)
Mordecai: Yeah, about that. (Rigby gets up and puts the dirty clothing in one corner.) I kinda told them you'd be a good idea to hire, so can you try not to do the whole "Rigby thing".
Rigby: "Rigby thing"? What do you mean?
Mordecai: I mean you're lazy.
Rigby: What? I'm not lazy.
Mordecai: Dude, you were too lazy to fill up the application for this job. That's why I had to vouch for you in the first place.
Rigby: (angrily) Just because I was too lazy to do something boring like filling in a job application doesn't mean I'm lazy.
Mordecai: Okay. Okay. Look. Let's just both promise that starting right now we're not gonna do anything to screw this up. Okay?
Mordecai: *awes* Alright, dude, time to get up. (Rigby whines) Come on, Rigby. (Rigby whines more.) Dude, get up. We gotta get ready for work.
Rigby: (sits up) Okay, okay. (grunts)
Mordecai: (stands up) Dude, this is so cool. I never got a job that got you a place to live.
Rigby: I never even had a job.
(Rigby gets the dirty clothes off of him while Mordecai is watching him struggle getting it off.)
Mordecai: Yeah, about that. (Rigby gets up and puts the dirty clothing in one corner.) I kinda told them you'd be a good idea to hire, so can you try not to do the whole "Rigby thing".
Rigby: "Rigby thing"? What do you mean?
Mordecai: I mean you're lazy.
Rigby: What? I'm not lazy.
Mordecai: Dude, you were too lazy to fill up the application for this job. That's why I had to vouch for you in the first place.
Rigby: (angrily) Just because I was too lazy to do something boring like filling in a job application doesn't mean I'm lazy.
Mordecai: Okay. Okay. Look. Let's just both promise that starting right now we're not gonna do anything to screw this up. Okay?
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