Mein Herr Liza Minnelli

[EMCEE, spoken]
Meine Damen und Herren, mesdames et messieurs, ladies und gentlemen
I give you that internationale sensation
Fräulein Sally Bowles!

[SALLY]
You have to understand the way I am, mein Herr
A tiger is a tiger, not a lamb, mein Herr
You'll never turn the vinegar to jam, mein Herr
So I do what I do when I'm through, then I'm through
And I'm through, toodle-oo

Bye bye, mein lieber Herr
Farewell, mein lieber Herr
It was a fine affair, but now it's over
And though I used to care
I need the open air
You're better off without me, mein Herr

Don't dab your eye, mein Herr
Or wonder why, mein Herr
I've always said that I was a rover
You mustn't knit your brow
You should have known by now
You'd every cause to doubt me, mein Herr