Moron The Dead Milkmen

[Verse 1]
Hangin' out in the commode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind of toad
Why are you a moron?
Got a skateboard "gnarly rad"
With money from your mom and dad
Take a bath 'cause you smell bad
Why are you a moron?
Walkin' down on old South Street
Say "Hello" to the kids you meet
If knowing you is such a treat
Then why are you a moron?
Got kicked out of public school
Make a waste of our gene pool
Face it asshole, you're a fool
Why are you a moron?

[Chorus]
I'm starin' at a wall, doin' nothin' at all
Gotta get out of here
I could use some beer
Wish I could get some beer
I could use some beer tonight

[Verse 2]
In and out of trendy clubs
With a pair of dayglow gloves
You're the only one you love
Why are you a moron?
Tell us you've got something to say
Then bore us with your anarchy
We just wish you'd go away
Why are you a moron?
A trendy loser's what you are
It's your scene and you're it's czar
I'd like to see you covered with tar
Why are you a moron?
Creeps like you should be wiped out
You've got a face just like a trout
Listen to everybody shout
"Why are you a moron?"