Sith-Inator Phineas and Ferb (Ft. Dr. Doofenshmirtz)

You see, the Force with me is weak
I've never been that hip or chic
People treat me like a freak
Sometimes they even boo and hiss

Let me tell you, even though
My midi-chlorians are low
I'll be the Death Star's CEO
When they get a load of this...

It's a Sith-inator
It's a really cool machine
My evil will be greater
Than Darth Vader's ever been

You ask all those haters
From Naboo to Tatooine
They'll say, "Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!"

When this is operational
I'll zap myself, then bam!
The Force will be so strong with me
They'll all know who I am!

And all those bureaucrats
That used to point and jeer and joke
If I put my fingers just like this
They're gonna start to choke