[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift & Nash Grier]
What's up, people? Satan's back
By now everybody knows that's me
And I've got a new hot man
Saw his Vines and I thought
Oh my God, look at his face!
Who cares if he's underage?
Time to ruin your life babe
Wait, what?
Nothing! Haha!
I'm not on Spotify
To hear my album you'll have to pay
It costs $13.99
Sold a million in a few days
My God, I'm so rich
Some people say I'm a greedy bitch
Now I am painting his portrait
Can I please get up?
Move and I'll slit your wrists!
[Chorus: Taylor Swift]
I am the dark lord of evil
One day soon I will rule the earth
But I got this cute new boyfriend
And I gotta torture his ass first
This is how I always do it
I cast a sweet love spell
And once they're in my web I become
The girlfriend from Hell!
What's up, people? Satan's back
By now everybody knows that's me
And I've got a new hot man
Saw his Vines and I thought
Oh my God, look at his face!
Who cares if he's underage?
Time to ruin your life babe
Wait, what?
Nothing! Haha!
I'm not on Spotify
To hear my album you'll have to pay
It costs $13.99
Sold a million in a few days
My God, I'm so rich
Some people say I'm a greedy bitch
Now I am painting his portrait
Can I please get up?
Move and I'll slit your wrists!
[Chorus: Taylor Swift]
I am the dark lord of evil
One day soon I will rule the earth
But I got this cute new boyfriend
And I gotta torture his ass first
This is how I always do it
I cast a sweet love spell
And once they're in my web I become
The girlfriend from Hell!
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