Big Brawn Saturday Night Live (Ft. Molly Shannon)

[MALE SINGERS]
Now up in the woods with his choppin' and a song
There's a loggin' man by the name of Big Brawn
Big Brawn
Big Bad Brawn

He turns wood to pulp like paper through a shredder
There ain't a bigger man who could do it any better
And Big Brawn knows it takes the finest pulp
To make a feminine napkin that can take a big gulp
Big Brawn
Big Brawn
Big Bad Brawn

Now the ladies want freedom, and to feel secure
Big Brawn feminine napkins are mighty thirstier
They sop up a mess the size of a lake
Go on, pretty lady, let the little dam break
Super-absorbent and straight from the tree

[WOMAN]
It's like a big friendly lumberjack between your knees

[MALE SINGERS]
Big Brawn
Big Brawn feminine napkins