Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony Ween

[Verse 1]
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there, behind the tree
He's down in the dirt
Would ya help him?
I think it's his lung

[Verse 2]
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby
Would you help him?
I think it's his lung

[Verse 3]
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down
He ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

[Bridge]
Pony, Pony, Pony
Mister, would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung