Literal Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag Trailer Tobuscus

Stargate, Sparkle, Ubisoft

Nod at the boat and people die
Everywhere people die
(That's a callback)
This is the longest he's ever gone without killing anyone
He wonders if his future son will carry out the tradition of killing everyone he sees
It's his lunch break luckily
Toast of Equality!
Hurry with the toast, there's a drunken hot girl walking to the right!
Bet she'd love to see a fight...
Bad guy music begins as the ponytail twins barge in
Look down on the people that you're better than
Ominous orchestral note, time to let the patrons know: Happy Hour's over
Time for everything to suck
Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance)
Take a second to sober up
(low tolerance)
Target confirmed
Hooded man turns
Bandana man sees hooded man's subtle arm movement signal, which tells him to go make a toast with the people
And then he lets all of them know... it was a toast TO DEATH!
You shouldn't toast before you know what the toast is for
Bear hug, head bash, bottle smash
Slow-mo person pass
Stab face
Again and again and again
Another wine bottle pass in slow motion
Hooded man feels good-
Hey! Don't touch the hood
If you try to stab the hoodless man he'll stab you in the abdomen, man
And steal your wallet. Duh
LOOK RIGHT!