Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh Original London Cast of The Phantom of the Opera

[COUNTESS]
Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Hahahahahaha…
Time I tried to get a better, better half!

[COUNTESS & ENSEMBLE]
Poor fool, he doesn't know!
Hohohohohoho…
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!

[PHANTOM'S VOICE]
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?

[CHRISTINE]
It's him! I know it, it's him!

[CARLOTTA]
Your part is silent, little toad!

[PHANTOM'S VOICE]
A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad…

[COUNTESS]
Serafimo, away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my—!