Tapes for Dancin’ Rubberbandits

This is a little Panasonic, ah, AM/FM Stereo, phonograph and cassette tape recorder that I bought some time back in the mid 70s
Been sitting in a closet gathering dust, so I thought I'd get it out and see if it still works

I got tapes for dancing, tapes for listening
Tapes for samplin and tapes for mixing
Tapes for breaking and tapes for fixing
And tapes...

Tapes for playing, tapes for stomping
Tapes for raving and tapes for rocking
Tapes for loving, tapes for kissing
Tapes for hugging, tapes for whistling

I got tapes for cars, tapes for stars
Tapes for your tits, and tapes for your arse
I got tapes for tea, tapes for toast
Tapes for your friends and for your foes

I got tapes for your hoes and tapes for your bro's
Tapes for your fears and tapes for your woes
I got tapes for your ears, tapes for your nose
Tapes for your shoes and tapes for your clothes

Got tapes for the jacks, tapes for the blacks
Tapes for your man getting sick in the jacks
I got tapes for his beour, she's out on the floor, with my fingers in her fanny and she's asking for more