Bedtime Stories How I Met Your Mother

Narrator(Bob Saget as Ted)
Marshall and Marvin
were taking the bus
On their way to long island
to meet up with us.

(Marvin crying)
Marshall:
there, there,
little Marvin.
Let no more
tears fall.
We're gonna see mommy
in no time at all.

Hello there. I'm sorry
for all of the noise.
It's been a long day
for the eriksen boys.

Uh... What's with the rhyming?
I'm glad that you ask.
To get my son
sleeping is no easy task.

A few weeks ago,
the job fell to my wife.
And as the poor baby cried out
for dear life,
She read every book,
but all were no use
Until she arrived
at a mother named goose.