Michael Jackson is Dead Jon Lajoie

[Intro]
"Oh my God, did you hear about Michael Jackson?"
"Yeah, I heard about Michael Jackson. It's crazy, right?"
"Yeah, I can't believe it. All of a sudden the media's on his side!"
"I know, it's crazy, right?"

[Chorus]
Michael Jackson is dead
Don't pretend you give a shit
You motherfuckin' hypocrites
Remember what you said he did
Michael Jackson is dead
No, you never gave a shit
So why are you pretendin'
You motherfuckin' hypocrites?


[Verse 1]
"Michael Jackson's such a freak"
You'd hear it a thousand times a week
On every fuckin' TV screen
And every fuckin' magazine
Yeah sure we liked him for a while
For a few years when he was in style
Then someone said he's a pedophile
And fuckin' boys is what makes him smile
Then there was a punchline every day
About his Skeletor-like face
And how he loved twelve year old balls
We didn't care if it was true or false
So don't pretend that you give a fuck
Keep talkin' 'bout how he sucked twelve year old cock
And went from being a cute little black kid
And died as a white skeleton robot