Mars Is No Fun Camille

[Verse 1]
You can't go to the beach
Not enough water
You can't open the window
There's no air outside the bungalow
They didn't mention it
On the brochure
Got trapped here when I moved
Five years ago

[Chorus]
Mars is no fun, mars, mars
Mars is no fun, mars, mars

[Verse 2]
They said "Everything is pure out there
You'll be the first
Human beings to show the world
There' s life outside of Earth"
But the Greens don't like us
They want us to leave the place
Will you get my postcard
Before Christmas?

[Chorus]
Mars is no fun, mars, mars
Mars is no fun, mars, mars