Matzah! JibJab (Ft. Smooth-E (Comedy))

[Intro: Smooth-E]
I feel like a freak
Cuz every time I pull out something to eat for this week
I can't do this ’cause I'm Jewish
And I can't eat bread, yeah, my rabbi said only…

[Chorus: Smooth-E]
Matzah! Any way you wanna eat it, cold or hot, it’s…
Matzah! Fun for your mother, brother, sister, father…
Matzah! Buy in bulk for a lower cost per box, it's…
Matzah! Matzah! Matzah! Matzah!

[Verse: Smooth-E]
Hanukkah? No, that's over, so you don't get passed over
Getcha ass over to my pad, it's Passover
I'm the mad flow-er Smooth-E teamin' with the Jib and Jabbin
If you want the story of Passover and the Ten Commandments

Starring Charleton Heston, but I got a question
About the bread that is unlevened causing indigestion called…
Matzah! Eat it for a week we gotsta
No bread, no pasta, best believe a Jew is stopped up

Now Moses made the matzah when he was fleeing Egypt
Had no time for bread to rise, he said, "Ah, just leave it
We can eat it like this, feed it to the Hebrews"
But little did he know that the wait would end up equal