I Knew You Were Trouble Parody Bart Baker

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift, Edward Vilderman as Joe Jonas, (Mickey Mouse), Alex Farnham as John Mayer]
Once upon a time, before I was insane
I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name
But he broke up with me! You're just way too creepy
Plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey (Ho Ho)
So, I wrote a song about his stupid ass
Then, found this guy named John, but that was over fast
If you don't marry me, I will pull out your teeth!
You're totally crazy No! Yes! No! Yes! Maybe... ha ha ha ha ha

[Pre-Chorus: Taylor Swift, John Mayer]
He hit me with his guitar, and he said that "we are through"
Just you wait until I write a song about you!

[Chorus: Taylor Swift, Will Keenan as Jake Gyllenhaal]
Then, I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick
And was obsessed right away
You've sent me 1,000 messages
Ha ha ha
And that's just from today
Oh, that's because I'm having your baby
What?! But, you don't even put out
Stop questioning me, Jakey
Or I'll punch you six feet underground

[Post-Chorus: Jake Gyllenhaal, Taylor Swift]
Whoa! Whoa!
Psycho, psycho, psycho!
Fine, go!
It's good material