BRAINS! Aurelio Voltaire

Well hello there little boy
Don't be shy
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!

Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He ain't using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43
His brain is the portrait of atrophy
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten their brain
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay
It's not a matter if it isn't gray
And if at first they think it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!