Out of the Wardrobe The Kinks

[Verse 1: Ray Davies]
Has anybody here seen a chick called Dick
He looks real burly but he's really hip
He's six feet tall and his arms are all brown and hairy

[Verse 2: Ray Davies]
Well, he married Betty Lou back in '65 when you had to be butch to survive
But lately he's been looking at his wife with mixed emotions
You see, he's not a commonplace closet queen
He shouldn't be hidden, he should be seen
'Cos when he puts on that dress
He looks like a princess

[Verse 3: Ray Davies]
The day he came out of the wardrobe
Betty Lou got quite a surprise
She didn't know whether she should get angry or not bat an eye
She really couldn't call up her mama
Mama would positively die
Should she go or stay or should she try to get a trial separation

[Verse 4: Ray Davies]
You see, he's not a faggot as you might suppose
He just feels restricted in conventional clothes
'Cos when he puts on that dress, he feels like a princess