Friends ’til the End Rhett and Link

It's hard to hold on to a friend
'Cause people change
And others stay the same
And you can never tell when
A trusted peer
Will become weird

I haven't really talked to John
Since he started wearing socks
With his Birkenstocks

I made memories with Stefan
But I said Enough of that
When he said the earth was flat

But you would never do that...
'Cause you're my friend
'Til the end
You're the Tic to my Tac-Toe
Unless you go Full Juggalo

I still miss Theodore
But he betrayed me
When he went Gluten-Free

I got along with Eleanor
But I walked away
When she joined Mary-Kay