Bakers Dozen Guttermouth

[Verse 1]
Oh my god I'm confused
I want to go punk but there's way to many rules
Pardon me, Mr. Punker
I'm looking for some insight
On the core that's right for me
Tell me please, I'm down on my knees
I like my beer, I like my steer
I don't want any holes in my face
I'm no queer
I bought some docs
Black Flag rocks
Mosh and crowd surf

[Chorus]
I want to be unusual
I wanna be punk rock
I want to be unusual

[Verse 2]
Should I be emo and just cry?
Maybe I'll go skacore and skank until I die
How about hardcore, really hardcore
I fucking hate that metal shit
Sober vegans, you all suck
So what's your core, you stupid whore?
You must be a riot girl
You're not very funny
Hey nice tattoo
Use some shampoo
Rice cakes and soymilk
Go Sid Vicious!