Future Posse Cut One Thousand Dirty Dike (Ft. BVA, Datkid, Dr Syntax, Edward Scissortongue, Fliptrix, Jam Baxter, Leaf Dog, Mr Key, Stig of the Dump & Verb T)

[Intro: Phone Conversation: Manager & Dirty Dike]
I was thinking like we just, all get together, in between now and when we it out and just all get pissed in Holloway and just like have a cypher in the booth and just record it and then just like mash up a couple of like, you know like minute and a half pieces and bits of cyphering, and then that's like exclusive freestyle shit cause the kids love that
Yeah yeah yeah. that sounds good
And then that's, that's 500 quid
Shit son
Basically, guaranteed no brainer
We could just spend that on strawberry daiquiris and mopeds
Exactly that's booze money
Ehehe. I'm rentin' a moped. Deff. We've got'a get some motorbikes
Shit, the last time I was in a moped I was like "weeewrereeeeeeggghh waaaahhhh"
Yeah, uh, it's all..It's all distorted..
And its awkward, I stab an orphan with an orchid
And pork sword it, then I feed it to a swordfish
Awesome shit, shaving a pasty
I'm raping David Blaine with an ashtray
He's like, "Please stop it"
He's Wallace and she's Gromitt
Bangin' on the moon, strangle a baboon
Kick him in the fanny then I bang it with a broom
I'm in lesbian prison
Dying on my own, cryin' at the throne
Violent with the bone
Pull the bone off and snap if in half
I'm just havin' a laugh
Are we ready?
[Scratching]
Are we ready?
Are we ready?
I'm just havin' a laugh
Are we ready?
R-r-ready
I I I I I-I'm just havin' a laugh